Here's a sentence I never expected to write: this song is what would happen if you combined Chuck Berry's "Jonny B. Goode" with Mickey Avalon's "My Dick." Tulsa OK's 8 Track Mind (love this name)'s "How Big is Your Stick" might not make the Rock n' Roll history books, but at the very least it entertains for three minutes with dick jokes juxtaposed against a twist and shout, rockabilly ballad. "How big is your stick, how big is your stick/ Is it short, shrunk and shriveled, or long and thick? Will it make me laugh, will it make me scream? Does it belong in diapers, or a porno queen's dream? Tell me there, fella: how big is your stick?"